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"The President's Whoop!" By Gary Corseri
   

Is that a sniper at your back?
Hey, it's no problem--bomb Iraq!

Is your money running low,
think you've lost your business knack?
Is your spouse about to go?
Not a problem--bomb Iraq!

IRA's are out the door?
Business scandals make you slack?
Know the drill, but not the score?
No problema--bomb Iraq!

Osama scare you? Anthrax? Crack?
Hanging chads? The kid next door?
Do you think I out-gored Gore?
Problem, shmoblem--bomb Iraq!

Could you use a lot more oil
for your SUV out back?
Air pollution make you boil?
Do like DaDa--bomb Iraq!

Think two plus two is always four?
Think me grammar somethink lack?
Well, thing again, and listen, Mac,
when in doubt--just bomb Iraq!

Gary Corseri

(My poems, articles, fiction and drama have appeared in CITY LIGHTS REVIEW, THE NEW YORK TIMES, THE VILLAGE VOICE, REDBOOK MAGAZINE and over 100 other publications in the U.S., Japan, India and Iceland.

I have published two novels (HOLY GRAIL, HOLY GRAIL and A FINE EXCESS) and two collections of poems. My dramatic work has been broadcast over the Atlanta Public Broadcasting System.)